The mInesTrY of mAgIc "That'll change the world, that report will. Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, cauldron leaks." - Ron Weasley Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
gRinGottS Enter money into your Gringotts account, take some out or just see how much you have! Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
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hOgsmeAd "They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure you, Harry, it's not all it's cracked up to be. All right, the sweetshop's rather good, and Zonko's Joke Shop's frankly dangerous, and yes, the Shrieking Shack's always worth a visit, but really, Harry, apart from that you're not missing anything." - Percy Weasley Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
siGn up fOr QuiddiTch I spent the summer advicing a whole new Quidditch program. We're going to train earlier, harder, and longer. What? I don't believe it. Where do you think you're going, Flint? - [b]Oliver Wood [b] Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
The GreAt Hall "If I join the table, we shall be thirteen! Never forget that when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die! ... My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?" ... "I doubt it will make much difference, unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall." - Professors Trelawney and McGonagall Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
Staff Room "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?" - Prof. McGonnall Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
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Gryffindor Common Room "And the Quaffle is taken immediately by Angelina Johnson of Gryffindor - what an excellent Chaser that girl is, and rather attractive too!" - Lee Jordan Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
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Slytherin Common Room "Longbottom, if brains were gold then you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." - Draco Malfoy Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
quiddiTch Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has 7 players, 3 Chasers, 2 beaters, one Keeper, and a Seeker, that's you. There are three types of balls. This one's called the Quaffle now the Chasers try to score it through one of those three hoops. The Keeper, that's me defends the hoops. With me so far? - Oliver Wood Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
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House Points "Oh sure, lets all throw books at Myrtle, because she cant feel it. 10 points if it goes through her stomach, 50 if it goes through her head!" - Moaning Myrtle Moderators: chanchick, MadEyeMoody
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